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Three things

Three things you probably didn’t know about me:

  1. My cell phone is named C-Pochalypse.
  2. Pierce gave me the nickname C-Pochalypse during Physics 2306.
  3. I didn’t learn any physics in Physics 2306.

I’ve been thinking about making posts like this more often (weekly?), where I tell you three loosely related facts about me that you likely didn’t know. If you like it, please leave a comment and tell me to continue.

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The requested, much anticipated, completely TRUE story of how the world-renowned C-Pochalypse got his name:
1) Once upon a time, El Señor Poch and El Señor Umberger were lavasurfing.
2) A non-aerodynamically stable baby came hurtling forth from the sky.
3) El Señor Poch caught the baby, much like a loaf of bread is caught by a hungry Wildebeest, except with less hunger.
4) El Señor Umberger commented “If you hadn’t just caught that baby spewn forth from the sky, it perhaps would have been that unfortunate lad’s Apocolypse.”
5) But, as it were, it was that baby’s C-POCHALYPSE.
6) ?????
7) PROFIT!

Yeah yeah yeah, hear me boi!
That last story was such a toy!
No more will Pierce tell these lies,
Here comes the account with extra fries!

I rolled up to Poch’s decked out stadium pad
He be all sayin my new chrome 22’s so rad
Da honies was all ovah
all up in my grill
Movin bullet time cause i took the red pill!?!?!

We was eattin at Joe’s, that much you knows!
Waitress bringin me my burger, listen to my flows!
Fresh milkshake, cherry on top!
Pierce you a sucka! A grape lollypop!…?

Crusin down the block, candy paint on my ride
Blacksburg is frozen playa! My car starts to slide!
New cd in the stereo, fresh new Rockalipse!
OH NO I JUST RAN OVAH THE C-POCHALYPSE!!!

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