Terri Dewey Facts

There are no Terri Dewey jokes. There are only Terri Dewey facts.

They once tried to carve Terri Dewey’s face onto Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough to bear her image.

Terri Dewey’s first job was a papergirl. There were no survivors.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Terri Dewey roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Terri Dewey once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in her Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is “her way.”

Speaking of lawsuits, Terri Dewey is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.

Terri Dewey can divide by zero.

Terri Dewey counted to infinity–twice.

Diabetes has to check its Terri Dewey levels daily.

Terri Dewey is currently selling on Wall Street for $5,000 a beat down.

The movie King Kong is actually about the time Terri Dewey vacationed in France.

The final Marriage vow is officially ‘Till Terri Dewey do you part’. Always the bashful type Terri insisted they call her by her pen name ‘death’.

Terri Dewey is my homegirl.

Terri Dewey does not sleep. She waits.

Terri Dewey is the reason that Waldo is hiding.

When Terri Dewey talks, everyone listens. And dies.

Terri Dewey CAN believe it’s not butter.

Terri Dewey doesn’t bowl strikes. She just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint in fear.

The last digit of pi is Terri Dewey.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Terri Dewey lives in Virginia.

Terri Dewey doesn’t play spoons, she plays knives.

Terri Dewey’s secret fuel is Krispy Kreme.